Rapid Weight Loss Guaranteed… Even While You Sleep

March 30th, 2007

Some good news, that may cause a dent in the multi-billion dollar diet industry forever. In Sydney last week, I discovered an amazing weight loss formula. As I researched this formula, it amazed me that it had been around since the dawn of time. From personal experience, I can say with absolute certainty…
If you a looking to…

  • Lose weight fast
  • Lose weight without having to exercise
  • Lose weight in such a powerful way that you can do it whilst sitting in front of the TV or even while you sleep
  • Lose weight with a time-tested and proven method, which your boss will even want to give yourself the day off
  • Won’t cost you a single cent
  • And best of all, it has an amazing ability to supress your appetite completely. Chocolate, beer, meat pies and all the temptations you face on a daily basis will seem like hell on earth.

Well I have the solution for you. *drum-roll*

Gastroenteritis

All around you, people will be amazed at how they saw you 4 days ago and you magically look 10kg lighter.

Now, I do have to provide a brief warning and few tips for anyone looking to choose this path.

  1. People will think you are highly irrational for the amount of times you will be going to the bathroom
  2. At times it will feel like your insides are having their own internal nuclear war
  3. You will find you are not the life of the party, and in fact you dont really want to speak to anyone… unless it is to get you something. Others refer to this as the ’selfish approach’
  4. But If discomfort persists, please, please, please see your doctor

“I lost 10kg in 4 days!”

Let’s see if Jenny Craig, can beat that offer!

Posted by IMI Trust Pit Crew Filed in Marketing, Strategy, Health

2 Responses to “Rapid Weight Loss Guaranteed… Even While You Sleep”

  1. Ralph Says:
    April 3rd, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    I could not agree more with your concept to weight loss. I too took this approach evan though I really didn’t need to, however during my 10 days of “dieting” I lost 16kgs.
    It works no doubt but there must be a less painful and drainning way to achieve the same results?
    I have it, Gastro, salmonella etc in pill form!

    I’ll go you halfs in the patent, before Jenny gets onto this!

  2. Steve Says:
    April 3rd, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Turns out there was a bakery in Homebush selling this solution for between $2 to $3. They distributed it through pork rolls and chicken rolls.

    Their clients were not thoroughly impressed with the gastro additive, according to the newspapers.

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